sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

  • Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
  • Step 2: Cry
  • Step 3: Open Tumblr
  • twistedviper:

    whorusszahhak:

    perfectionistdia:

    whorusszahhak:

    don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

    But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

    thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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    (Source: fefarielle)

    porndirector:

    i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*