-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via forgave)

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via 21k6r317s85)

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

(via sass-master-jack-frost)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via clestroying)

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via forgave)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via clestroying)

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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(via clestroying)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via laughtime)

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

(Source: foodtrucker, via fuglypudding)